Month: June 2013

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Grammatical Words: Bill Walsh’s new book

Washington Post Copyeditor extraordinaire and proprietor of the http://www.theslot.com/, a blog for copy editors, (check out the advice for caption writers under “Sharp Points”) has written a new book.
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Looks like fun. A few bits:

“Anal-retentive: As a matter of fact, it does have a hyphen. Thank you for your interest.”

“Shephard: To shephard a plan is to take it on a fifteen minute suborbital flight while sporting a jaunty crew cut. You probably mean shepherd.”

“Armed gunmen: They’re the worst kind.”

“Without further ado: It’s a ridiculous cliché. Even when you don’t make the mistake of spelling it adieu.” 

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Quotable Words: Jerry Seinfeld and Sarah Silverman

Another in the series “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” with this great line from Jerry.

“I’ve figured out that the non-event is the best part of life.”

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Reasonable Words: Mac News

A rundown of all the Mac news from yesterday (when I was busy looking under the bed for my civil liberties, and asking Verizon to restore emails I lost in 1995),

http://thewirecutter.com/2013/06/all-the-apple-news-in-brief/

Most striking thing to me was the look of the new Mac Pros, in Brian Lam’s description:

It’s shaped like a cylinder and it’s black. The entire rig is built around a triangular “thermal core” which everything hot is mounted to. The air sucks up from the bottom and spits out the top, like a dustbuster combined with a hairdryer.

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I don’t know enough to assess the worry about whether Apple needs to get its groove back or not, but doubt that the word dustbuster is one they are eager to see associated with their brand.

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Commonplace Book: Some Philosophical Giggles

Tipped by Leiter Reports, some nice bits from a Kindle Commonplace book on philosophy:

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   “Mind is classified by the US Post Office as Second Class Matter”–From the front cover of Mind

   “Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.” –Marx

   “I like to do all the talking. It saves times and prevents arguments.” –Oscar Wilde

   Heidegger has been mistranslated. His major work is really “Being on Time.”

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50 Years Ago Today…

The University of Alabama was desegregated. Ed Kilgore has a good post,

“But that evening, having won this important battle, John F. Kennedy surprised his own staff by requesting network television time, and made the speech that forever identified the 35th president of the with the civil rights movement.”

 

Education leaders are so freaked out these days about educating a STEM workforce adequately and worrying about whether MOOCs will put them out of business that they don’t often talk about the social justice mission of education, the guiding ethos of most of my (mostly public) schooling in the 60s and 70s.

U.S. News has a rundown as well, with historical reporting and opinion, a fascinating time capsule.

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Snowden: Hero or Criminal?

Ed Kilgore at Washington Monthly has provocative reflections about Edward Snowden, the now famous Booz-Allen contractor and source for the NSA story.

What’s my own gut reaction to the hundreds of images of Edward Snowden all over the Internet and television today? Not immediately positive, I must admit. For a putative martyr, Snowden’s had a pretty cushy existence, it seems, and yeah, there’s pretty clearly a narcissism problem when someone in his 20s decides to give Barack Obama a chance to “keep his promises” before leaking what he knew about PRISM.

The Guardian calls him a “brave whistleblower.”

And the New Republic asks if he’s more Aaron Swartz than Bradley Manning?

Only two things seem like safe bets: the story will keep unfolding, possibly until it reaches, god help us, the Cincinnati IRS office somehow, and it was one tough day at Booz Allen Hamilton. We outsource wars, we out source security, we let banks outsource bank failure (to the public). Scandal, so far, seems non-out sourceable, although I suppose Booz could be calling up McKinsey for crisis management right about now…

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Not Dead Yet? Philosophy?

The Guardian has (a seemingly straight-faced) think piece by Raymond Tallis about why science really, really needs philosophy these days.

“…there could not be a worse time for philosophers to surrender the baton of metaphysical inquiry to physicists. Fundamental physics is in a metaphysical mess and needs help. The attempt to reconcile its two big theories, general relativity and quantum mechanics, has stalled for nearly 40 years. Endeavours to unite them, such as string theory, are mathematically ingenious but incomprehensible even to many who work with them.”

From my (admittedly long ago) philosophy studies, it seems that physics’ “metaphysical mess” is always with us, and that the results, if that’s the right word, that philosophy offers are illuminating complications, not solutions. Still it’s a nice wish that physics and philosophy make shared humanistic concerns more visible. Tallis’ argument in part seems to be that contemporary physics is soullessly technical, not a charge that philosophy escapes. To wit, here’s an abstract from the current issue of Philosophical Review,

A dynamic semantics for epistemically modalized sentences is an attractive alternative to the orthodox view that our best theory of meaning ascribes to such sentences truth-conditions relative to what is known. This essay demonstrates that a dynamic theory about might and must offers elegant explanations of a range of puzzling observations about epistemic modals.

Those philosophical greats, Monty Python, in “Not Dead Yet” (the Spamalot version). Perhaps they are really singing about philosophy.

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Reasonable Words: Happy Pride from Joe My God

It’s Gay Pride Parade Day in DC, and despite the gray weather, I will probably get my non-fabulous self down there.

Joe Jervis reprints his annual screed about gay, gay pride scoffers…of whom I know quite a few. A frequent complaint, “it makes the gay community look so freakish!” To which Joe replies:

And every year, the logical answer is that bankers and lawyers are boring to look at and that pictures of marching Gap employees don’t sell newspapers. There’s no sinister media agenda intent on making gay people look ridiculous, no fag-hating cabal behind the annual front page explosion of sequins and feathers. It’s just good copy. Drag queens are interesting. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones.

http://www.joemygod.blogspot.com/2013/06/watching-defectives.html

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Impromptu: Philadelphia Orchestra with Strings on a Plane

The Philadelphia Orchestra is touring China, and stuck on the plane waiting to take off, four members of the string section had the inspired idea to offer the finale of Dvořák’s “American Quartet” as a way to lift spirits, which it certainly did. (Tipped by Joe Jervis’ blog Joe My God.)

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Verizon: Your Data is Ever So Important to Us!

The story about Verizon handing private data to the NSA is indeed outrageous…but seriously, it’s Verizon, how well could it have worked? Something like this perhaps?

Screen Shot 2013-06-07 at 5.47.22 PMHello, you've reached the Verizon Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act Help Line. Although your call is special to us, we are currently serving other security agencies, and you will be placed in the queue for faster service. There are currently, pause [nine], callers ahead of you, including Mossad, Chinese State Security, and Vladimir Putin's Dry Cleaner, but rest assured you are currently ahead of Latvia and Belize. Your call is important to us!

Hold music “Danger Zone” for 10 minutes.

Hello, we are still busy helping other callers with their business and surveillance needs. If you would like to use our automated help line for frequently requested queries, press 1, otherwise please stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly. Did you know you can now get free automatic upgrades based on usage via quick and convenient text messages right from your phone? Text us today, and soon you will be a gold elite Verizon Surveillance Service Member (for users who trace 10000 or more calls a month) entitling you to free cocktails at any DoubleTree bar where are you using one of our handy assumed identities. Txt 007up to us right now and enroll today!

Presses 1

Please listen carefully to the menu options, as we are currently updating them based on pending litigation, and they may change during the course of this call. If you have a subpoena, please press 1, if you don't have a subpoena, please press 2.

Presses 1

Thank you. If your question is technical, press 1, if you have forgotten your PIN, press 2, if you are using our mobile app or web site, press 3, if your computer crashed after downloading metadata from tracking a gazzillion phone calls and you don't know what to do, press 4, if you just lost the message about that fantasy baseball league you wanted to join, and would like us to undelete it for you, press 5. Press 6 for all other inquiries or to speak to a representative.

Presses 2.

We are sorry to hear that you have lost your PIN, and frankly a little disappointed. But Verizon realizes these things happen! We regret to inform you, however, that you cannot reset your PIN via this help line, only your FISA customer representative, your control, or Senator Diane Feinstein can do that. To meet your FISA customer representative, please hang up and drive to the Pittsburgh Bus Station and ask Eunice for the key to locker 002. You will know what to do after that. If you would like to speak to a representative about another issue, please press 1, otherwise, please hang up.

Presses 1

A representative will be with you shortly; as customer service is job one at Verizon, will you help us out by staying on the line to take a brief survey about whether we are meeting all your surveillance needs? Please press 1 for yes.

Live cheerful voice trying hard to sound like it belongs to somebody from Iowa comes on the line, Hello, My name is Lindsey, thank you for your call, how can I help you today?

Joking aside, seems like a lot of bets are out on the inability of the public to get exercised by this latest affront. Maybe digital media is the new opiate of the masses, but are we so high on it that we let government in on our every move without putting up a ruckus?