Tipped by Leiter Reports, some nice bits from a Kindle Commonplace book on philosophy:
“Mind is classified by the US Post Office as Second Class Matter”–From the front cover of Mind
“Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.” –Marx
“I like to do all the talking. It saves times and prevents arguments.” –Oscar Wilde
Heidegger has been mistranslated. His major work is really “Being on Time.”
A Few Reasonable Words 