Gameland: Nintendo’s Gay Marriage option is a bug, not a feature

NPR reports that the ability of men to marry men in Nintendo’s Tomodachi Collection: New Life was merely a software glitch, not some trail-blazing effort at marriage equality for cute imaginary Japanese characters.

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Not on Nintendo’s watch.

I guess that means any nuptials between Mario and Luigi are off. (Ooops, they’re brothers anyway, right?) Hello Kitty is no doubt above it all.