For today, Thomas Pynchon’s “Crying of Lot 49,” introducing his protagonist and, in passing, displaying his penchant for goofy names.
“One summer afternoon Mrs. Oedipa Maas came home from a Tupperware party whose hostess had put perhaps too much kirsch in the fondue to find that she, Oedipa, had been named executor, or she supposed executrix, of the estate of one Pierce Inverarity, a California real estate mogul who had once lost two million dollars in his spare time but still had assets numerous and tangled enough to make the job of sorting it all out more than honorary.”
Another of his great openers: “A screaming comes across the sky…” from Gravity’s Rainbow.
A Few Reasonable Words 