Silly Words: Egghead jokes from The Independent

My fave of a good group:

“Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

Also introduced me to a hitherto unknown to me genre of jokes: about TCP/IP.

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”