A job in ME Studies, and probably one of the most truthful academic job postings I’ve read (too bad it’s a spoof).
A giggle for my many friends in academe, or aspiring to same.
Me Studies Seeks Tenure Track Professor.
“Don’t worry. You’re on your way to a solid career. you’ll be teaching younger, more irritating versions of yourself in no time.” The senior math professor to one of his grad students in David Auburn’s (not particularly good) play Proof.